You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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