John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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