I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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