whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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