Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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