I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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