no, he came in my armpit
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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