16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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