Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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