im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
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you made out with another girl for some wings
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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