Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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