out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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