I think my vagina is haunted
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
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I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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