ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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