I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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