This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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