Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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