I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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