I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
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If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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