shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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