id be glad to
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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