The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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