The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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