Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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