So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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