i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
whose parrot is this?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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