I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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