Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
you made out with another girl for some wings
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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