sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
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You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I am mentally ready for anal.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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