is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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