there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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