Pappa wants mamma naked
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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