I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
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She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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