Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
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