There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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