so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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