Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
my poor anus
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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