Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
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false alarm. still invincible.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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