the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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