Please, let me fuck your mom
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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