Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
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I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
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OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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