So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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