He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
time to smoke my breakfast
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
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