Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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