Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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