I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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