Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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