never play flip cup with pint glasses
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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