So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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