Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
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Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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