Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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