I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Best friends brother. Beat that.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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