Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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