I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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