When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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