I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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